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A score you can act on
Get a clear score out of 100 across positioning, clarity, credibility, and discoverability.
AI profile teardown
Your LinkedIn profile is getting ignored.
Profile Roast scores your profile, exposes three credibility killers, and tells you exactly what to fix. Brutal enough to be honest. Useful enough to improve it.
No credit card. One score, three critiques, zero guru fog.
Sample verdict
42/ 100
Credible experience. Invisible positioning.
The founder promise
Sharp feedback. No fake authority.
Your score is explained, not treated like magic.
Every criticism includes a concrete next move.
The free result is useful before any upsell.
Your share card is optional and yours to control.
From generic to specific
Find the leak in your first impression.
Profile Roast follows the same path a stranger takes: first the headline, then the proof, then the reason to remember you.
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Three useful hard truths
See the profile choices costing you attention, explained without vague guru language.
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A roast worth sharing
Turn your score into a social-ready graphic you can post, compare, or use to track progress.
Pay only when you want the rewrite
Get judged free. Get fixed for $19.
Start with the honest diagnosis. Upgrade when you want polished words ready to paste into LinkedIn.
Free Roast
$0
A fast, useful reality check.
- Profile score out of 100
- Three brutal-but-useful critiques
- Shareable score graphic
Complete rewrite
Fix It Report
Your positioning rebuilt into profile copy and a content plan you can actually use.
$19
Rewritten LinkedIn headline
Rewritten About section
Prioritized profile fixes
Practical content calendar
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Higher-touch strategy and execution are available by application.
Before you submit
Reasonable questions. Direct answers.
Your profile already makes an impression
Find out whether it is the right one.
Get your score and three specific fixes before the next recruiter, prospect, or referral checks you out.
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